February 2012
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
Watchyoudeanatsix:
dyslecix:
i love how she just leaves her lying in the cake afterwards
OH MY GFDIKHUGJGF
omg the kid in the sombrero though, he just lifts some cake from around her head like it’s nbd
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
jimsnolongeralive:
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
1612th:
when owls are nocturnal then it’s not a big deal but when i try it it’s “antisocial” and “unhealthy”
4 tags
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
