December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
minorfour:
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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When you hear an awesome new song on the radio →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
You’re jamming out:
Then it ends and the dj doesn’t tell you what it’s called:
So you have to go home really quickly and google the lyrics to find out:
You finally find it:
SUCCESS.
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
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awildsherlockappears:
Walking like this:
Dancing like this:
Laughing like this :
Being creepy like this:
When we’re in class and they’re doing a presentation, I’m in the front like,
I start making sexy faces at them like:
The last one.
So accurate.
quitethescandal:
since I don’t have anyone to kiss at midnight this new year’s eve, I am going to start fapping and then at midnight on the dot, I will have my first orgasm of 2012.
happy new year!
hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
me: ok 2012 is a clean slate, things are going to rock
2011: hmm, that sounds familiar to me...
me: shut up 2011
2010: almost too familiar!
me: omg go away guys
2009: lol do you even remember me?
me: gtfo, srsly
2012: hey guys, what's up!
moonligght:
Listen. ♥
Singe Ladies (Acoustic...
Goodnight routine on the tour bus
Niall: Good night Louis
Louis: Good night Niall
Harry: Good night Boo Bear, night Niall
Niall&Louis: Good niggggght
Liam: Sleep tight Niall and Lou
Louis: Goodie night
Niall: nighterz
Liam: Good night Hazza
Harry: don't let the bed bugs bite
Louis: Oh good night Harold
Harry: Good night LouLou
Louis: Good night dollface
Harry: Good night muffinbottom
Louis: Good night sugarlips
Harry: Good night my love
Louis: Good night sexy
Harry: Good night wife
Louis: Good night husband
Harry: Good night baby mama
Louis: Good night daddy baby
Harry: I'll see you in the morning *le makes kissing sound*
Louis: you can't see me right now because my curtain is closed... but i'm smiling
Harry: I like knowing I can make you smile.
Louis: D'aweee. Sleep tight HarHar
Harry: Night night LouLou
Louis: Night spider monkey
Harry: Good night seductive unicorn
Zayn: OH MY GOD LET ME SLEEP11!!1
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry: Good night sex lord
Louis: Good n- oh come on! you know i can't top 'sex lord'...
Niall: Sorry guys....
Louis: Huh?
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Liam: oh goddddddddddd...
Harry: Wait what happened?
Louis: GOD NIALL WHAT DID YOU EAT
Harry: Im getting the sofa again tonight bye.
Zayn: every. damn. night.
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
