December 2010
Tonight at midnight though.
givemeallyourhopelesshearts:
pinksparklypants:
I can be all “OH MY GAWD YOU GUISE IT’S 2011!!!!!” and then everyone from America will be online.
And it will still be 2010 there.
And it will be total mindfuck.
Like I am talking to people from the past.
FUCK LOGIC.
FACTS ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS SHOULD KNOW. →
alyaae:
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate other flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. 5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on...
OHH BOYY: 2011 →
emotionalbullshit-:
okay sooo…. it’s gonna be 2011 in 9 hours.
I’m supposed to be happy, positive and be all ‘IT’S GNA BE THE NEW YEAR BITCHEZZZZZ, NEW BEGINNING, NEW START, IT WILL BE A BETTER YEAR’.. and to top it off… i’m spending it in london. everyone’s so excited… jumping around and shit? but honestly, I’m…
a-fucking-men
“What I’ve done defines who I am, not who I will be.”
I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a...
Riding in a car with your friends
accioredvines:
Riding in a car with your parents
Reblog if you fell for a douche bag in 2010.
stfuj3ss:
Im pretty sure every girl did..
3 tags
Just found out I hold the title of "Best Blowjob"...
Reblog if you want a long lasting relationship in...
At 1am in the morning...
imjustagirlintheworld:
paulasummer:
staaaypositive:
missbgleek:
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
omg finn :’)
hahahahah
:’)
This is my life. It's real reality.: DEEP THOUGHTS... →
jayowl13:
1. What happened today? If it was the last day of your life, how satisfied would you be with your final hours?
2. Who are you? In comparison to who you used to be. What made you change?
3. Where have you been spending your time lately? Three/Five/Ten years ago would you have expected to be…
SO my phone's apparently allergic to signal, fml
That awkward moment from when I wake up to when I...
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
niallhoranyoubabe:
Challenge.
-herestothekids:
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven: Four turn offs. Day Eight: Three turn ons. Day Nine: Two...
So, let me get this "straight" - Larry King is...
cockadoodledooo:
dancingwithstrobelightsandvodka:
I wanna cuddle up. You'd have to be the big spoon...
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to...
colesklaw:
Reblog if you giggled.
Granda's funeral now, great start to the day :(
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
the-night-is-deafening:
stephmiranda:
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
Hell, I listen to “oldies” everyday
The awkward moment when you're listening to a song...
hyliancitizen:
Turn Ons
lezgirl:
lezsmokechronic:
worsethanqueer:
thisisntdesire:
Lip biting
Dirty talk
Hair pulling
Hand guiding
Heavy breathing
Having me up against the wall
Wrapping your arms around the small of my back
Kissing my neck
Grabbing my face and kissing me passionately
Biting in general
can we add not being afraid to really touch me? grab me by my waist, run your fingers firmly...
onedirectionfanx asked: Merry Christmas!
onedirectionfanx asked: Merry Christmas!
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
This literally sums up how I get on with all my close friends
There are two types of greetings:
leafeeonnn:
Friends:
Best friends:
axxletxxdownxxaxxmistake-deacti asked: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ;)
thank you for following me,
it means so much
<3
samantha
thank you for following me,
it means so much
<3
samantha