February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
It seems fitting that jk rowling wrote a young...
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911 operator: this is 911 where are you located?
me: you arent gonna ask what the emergency is first? rude
911 operator: excuse me ma-
me: rude
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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WHY IS THERE NO DESTIEL!?!?!?!?! EVERYONE GO AND VOTE DEAN & CAS IN THE OTHER SECTION FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY DO IT!
3x15 and 3x16 , hola jeesus !
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Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."
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“Nice gun.”