mosoli:

im still laughing at this

I think I almost barked laughing omg hahahahahaha. Dwarf??? Tell me more

He overcooked my eggs, I mean what sort of sick, twisted person does that!?

…oh and he tried to steal my buried treasure but that’s beside the point.

How many murders have you committed

12 and a half,  that dwarf had it coming though.

I really don’t think you could be that bad

Omg no Im like Freddie Krueger till I get caffeine and a smoke! 

gnarly:

ugh why am I single?

*remembers what I look like*

oh yeah

stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

lolita-mon-amour:

enochiancameos:

Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!

PAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH SWEET JESUS

troyesivan:

OH MY GOD HAHA

I feel so sorry for anyone that ever has to deal with me before my first cigarette and cup of coffee, cause normally I’m like