im still laughing at this
I think I almost barked laughing omg hahahahahaha. Dwarf??? Tell me more
He overcooked my eggs, I mean what sort of sick, twisted person does that!?
…oh and he tried to steal my buried treasure but that’s beside the point.
How many murders have you committed
12 and a half, that dwarf had it coming though.
I really don’t think you could be that bad
Omg no Im like Freddie Krueger till I get caffeine and a smoke!
ugh why am I single?
*remembers what I look like*
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
Stop! I’m in a library, I can’t laugh!
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH SWEET JESUS
OH MY GOD HAHA
I feel so sorry for anyone that ever has to deal with me before my first cigarette and cup of coffee, cause normally I’m like